It almost was. (This will be short.)

Gordon’s resume is impressive, no doubt about it. In a hypothetical one on one debate with Teodoro, Gordon can win. Heck, he can wipe the floor with Gibo.

However, I am not confident that Gordon has the temperament and political touch necessary for the Presidency. He isn’t diplomatic at all. My brother raised an interesting point: Can you imagine him side by side with Barack Obama? (Another qualification for dissing Noynoy.)

I actually can. During a climate change conference, he would probably pull the Southeast Asian caucus aside and go, “There will be no fucking deal unless we have the fucking Chinese on board!”

Under a Dick Gordon presidency, that isn’t so fuckin’ far from happening.

Just not my cup of tea, s’all.

But strangely, I would vote him for VP. He’ll be our Joe Biden!

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